Blind Date Part 3

Q. How do you piss off a chubby girl?
A. Stress her out until her primary goal is carbs and then take her only bread stick.

At this point I am ready to slap Gunslinger in his over feed bread stick gut and slap my flimsy, plastic, red, tray over his dandruff filled noggin. Whew, thanks, I needed to get that out.

Long story a little shorter, Gunslinger and I did not get married. We did not live happily ever after (together) anyway. I dropped Gunslinger off at home, told him that I didn't kiss on the first date, and in true immature fashion, avoided all of his calls for the next week.

The moral of this story is that you should always go on a blind date when asked... I wouldn't expect love, but you might come away with a fun memory.